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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
- Genie and three wishes! A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks for their order.
The man says, 'I ll have a beer' and turns to the ostrich. 'What s your s?'
'I ll have a beer too' says the - Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex ? 1) You can GET chocolate.
2) 'If you love me you`ll swallow that' has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone... - A Chinese detectives report: A man suspected his wife of seeing another man; so he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later he received this report: - Taken for a ride! In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, 'If each of you will give me $1, I will show you my... - When leading brands manufacture Condoms: See what happens to the punch line when all leading Indian brands manufacture and advertise Condoms:
NIKE CONDOMS - JUST DO IT
DUNLOP CONDOMS - EXTRA WIDE EXTRA GRIP
LUX CONDOMS - FILMI SITARON KI PASAND
POLO CONDOMS - A CONDOM WITH A HOLE